Costa Rica

Costa Rica was one of the many Neeley mishaps

In the late summer of 2007, while Ian Neeley was visiting the country of Costa Rica. During this visit Ian had to travel by bus instead of plane due too the gravity distortion. When Ian was at the beach on a warm day, everyone in the city was at the beach it seemed. Ian Neeley fell asleep on the beach with Ronaldo facing down. Because he was suffacating in the sand Ronaldo started to absorb all of the beach tourists included, for those unlucky visitors it must have seemed like something out of a horror film. The next day Ian had awoken to a terribal sight the city was set ablaze by Ronaldo's awesome destructive capability. When he saw this he had to leave the city before the S.C.F (stomach contanement federation) arrived on the scene. This did not discourage Ian Neeley to continue his vacation. He simply moved to the next City. Once he arrived at the city he went to the nearest sperm bank to help fuel his shananigans. He was walking down Main street when he noticed a Nude shemale lying in a shopping mall he could not resist the temptation. So he lifted his shirt and Ronaldo attatcked with some speed in seconds there was but a single testicle staring the witnesses in the face. In horror and disgust the villagers began to vomit in sync causing the great flood of Tulututwuttubebegonway. This was the greatest flood known to man. Now the worlds oceans are 57% lung butter

Ian was later Raped by 16 horses at the same time. This is now in the The book of world records. He also was present in a scuba diving trip in the south bay. Ronaldo began to detach creating a spagetti like discharge engulfing the entire village. Ronaldo Proceeded to consume shellfish, whalesharks squid and many other kinds of fish and semen. He ate the USS Midway a high class aircraft carrier and is one of the largest in the world.

Ian Neeley was caught in the jungles of Costa Rica covering himself in the excrement of local monkeys and villagers....

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