Toilets

Ian Neeley, also known as the man who invented the modern toilet, had created his invention by accident. One day he was seperating an atoms core from the nuclei, and he had cooled the atom too early creating infinite swirling water. Not knowing what it was, he proceeded to shit in it. His defacation product had dissappeared completely, creating what is similar to a black hole, but with water and shit. He later then built a model for the toilet shell. It had to contain a small nuclear explosion for every flush, so it was made out of titanium. (The modern toilet uses steel.)