The Green Day Concert

Ian Neeley was once attending a Green Day concert in Nebraska. The bass guitar was at quite a low, loud, frequency causing Ian's stomach, Ronaldo, to ''tremor, like a fucking 9.0 earthquake. ''The gravitational displacement cause a large crack to open in the crowd. Many fans were sucked in, including Billy Joe Armstrong, who was later replaced with a cyborg version. Ian Neeley was fined $8,000,000.50 for all the loss of life that day, he never could pay it back, but he did eat the plantiffs, ending all the law suits. "Man it was horrible" Said survivor of the accident Reese Dacanay "His stomach just unleashed on the crowd, fluids were flying everywhere"

Some say that Kurt Cobain did not kill himself, it was rather similar, but Ian had a VIP pass and got to meet Kurt behind the stage, but Ronaldo was on his period, and leaked at sometimes. The leak had caused Kurt Cobain to be sucked into the black hole. No word on whether he is still alive.