The Spaghetti Accident

In the year 1999(The year of trips.) Ian Neeley had attended a spaghetti buffet. Ian Neeley, with his stomach, Ronaldo, had made a terrible mistake. He had eaten 21,000,000 cubic tons of spaghetti. Ronaldo could not handle this type of mass. Ian Neeley, stumbling home, stopped at the nearest bathroom possible, the Medicinal Hospital for Disabled Toddlers. The toilet, his own invention, could not hold it either, the hospital began to fill up to the top with spaghetti. There were 16,000 casualties, no one survived. (Except for Ian Neeley.) Spaghetti Buffets were then promptly banned in America.

Reese Dacanay, a spaghetti expert, had this to say, "This is a terrible day for toddlers, but mostly spaghetti, this accident shows the corruption with modern day pasta and how dangerous it is just to be near one eating it. The amount of pasta wasted is disgraceful. 109,325,908,293,012 noodles were lost in one day. I hope this creates more laws and caution in the US for spaghetti. God bless the USA."