Criminal Record


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Ian Neeley has an extensive criminal record consisting of many accounts of public nudity as well as several instances of masterbating in churches, libraries,schools zones, and parks. As a result of these crimes he has spent most of his life in jail or scrubing seamen off public transportation.

Although Ian had several laps in his judgment he has been described by psychologist Reese Dacanay as having "room for improvment.