The Virus

Once Earth faced a crisis unlike any it ahad seen before..

During the late 1960's German scientist Werogi A. Ronaldo

was working on a new bio weapon to wipe out the world. The idea was to control the world through intense forms of terrisom.

He wanted to rule the world for the rats that humans are. So

he got to work developing a super weapon. He named this so-called weapon R.O.N.A.L.D.O. after his own name. Ronaldo means of corse Radiated Open Nasal Anus Laser Dog Ostrich

The first prototype was the RDO1 which was a terrible prototype it caused the chernobyl meltdown. discouraged by this Werogi halted the research till later years as the technology became more advanced the tests bagan once more,

after they stoped the research in 1968 Werogi was still writing the plans for the RDO2. As years of testing from 1980-1985 he was very close to succseeding. Then in 1987 a lab assistant had an idea to fuel the stomach with large amounts of gamma radiation. Werogi was so stunned he decided to try it in the depths of Yucca Mountain, NV

It worked they had created the first living RDO2. It was a miracle. They studied its feeding habits while doing so someone left a BOBM(bag of blueberry muffins) in the room with RDO2. RDO2 absorbed the BOBM and produced a powerful toxin known as Swivels, which later developed into a virus that infected the lower 48. Common side affects of the virus is Organ dissplacement, passing your own kidneys as a bowel movement, spagetitus, and hair loss. It killed thousands. not knowing what they had created they paniced for a solution.

So they decided to find a host subject to house RDO2. As if a gift from god Sarah Jessica Parker came forth and sacraficed herself for humanity. She was a beautiful woman back then but housing RDO2 in her woom caused her to morph into the modern fish-frogopotamis. The creation connected with the fetus inside of her the soon to be Ian Neeley. The birth was the most discusting thing on the planet called today two girls one cup.

As a kid Ian held RDO2 in his stomach. At preschool one day RDO2 burst through Ian's Anus cuasing feces and his lunch of egg salad to go everywhere. RDO2 claimed his first life, Ian's teacher Mrs. Blanderbubble. As Ian went through puberty So did RDO2, he tured into RDO3.5

The Virus disapated through out later years. The crisis was over

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