Ians Childhood

Ian Neeley was born on the 26th of February in the year 1997, to his father Doug Neeley and an unknown Mother. No one is sure on the actualy year. Some say the day he was born God himself cried a little. He was originally born as a black child but later turned white, similar to the manor of Michael Jackson (Even thought he was born to white parents.) Sources say that when he came out he was making rudely offensive Anne Frank holocaust jokes, and had a really weird Brian Wilson/Giants fetish.

Ian grew up in a semi normal family, with a stay at home three-armed father and a nice enjoyable, adopted brother named Doug, as well as his sister Douglissa. He attended school at Juniper Lee elementary and was in G.T. programs with his wonderful friend Alex Moore. No one is sure who Alex is, but Ian mentions him in his sleep, a lot. He then went on to go to school at Mendive Middle School."Ian was a horrible student" said Ian's former teacher Reese Dacanay "No matter how many times I strangled him he never shutup."